Twin Tank Mix-up

When the dog days of July 2022 rolled around, Oregonians had to bid adieu to their trusty gas station attendants for a spell. They'd been granted a summer vacation, leaving the locals to fend for themselves at self-serve pumps. Recognizing the potential mayhem, Oregonlive.com played hero by posting a user-friendly tutorial.

Amid a fuel price hike that Al Jazeera said spiked to a painful $5 per gallon, everyone was feeling the pinch. So, you'd think folks would read up on Pumping 101. Nah, not our twin girls! Snapped in matching outfits at the station, one was caught fueling not the tank, but their cherry-red car's door handle.

A Drive to Remember

Our girl here must've missed the memo on "reverse" versus "plunge into an abyss." Miraculously, she's unscathed, making folks wonder if she's a secret stuntwoman. You'd expect shock, tears, or maybe even some angry gestures, but she's as cool as a cucumber.

The car? It's playing submarine, no biggie. Axles busted, tires looking like chew toys, and a crane's probably the only thing lifting it out of its watery grave. But let's focus on our unperturbed heroine. Not a flinch, not a quiver; if anything, her demeanor screams "Been there, done that." Talk about a poker face for the ages.

A Fuel Comedy in One Act

In 2012, a curious scene unfolded at a San Ramon gas station, leaving witnesses both amused and bewildered. A woman was spotted filling her car by meticulously aiming the gas pump directly at the vehicle's gas inlet, as if participating in an unusual precision contest.

This incident highlights the fascinating diversity of global refueling customs. While in some countries, like the United States, it's common for drivers to fill their own tanks, in others, such as Japan or Oregon, it's standard practice to have gas station attendants take care of the task. So, while this woman's approach may have seemed unconventional, it's a reminder of the myriad ways people refuel their vehicles around the world.

Mudway Couture

Standing on a mud-caked road, this woman is practically a fashion billboard for "How Not To Dress for Off-roading." Experts suggest keeping 25 must-haves in your car. But let's be real, who among us has ever thought that our cars need a spare set of galoshes and a poncho?

Now, here's the twist. Those heels she's rocking are not just great for strutting; they're mud magnets—traction superstars in the slip-and-slide that is this messy detour. But while her heels might clutch the earth like a pro, they'll also collect enough dirt to make a mini-sculpture. Consider it a style statement: Evening Elegance meets Earthy Chic.

Mud Bath and Mascara Woes

In a comically colorful scene, two adventurous women find themselves in a mud-induced pickle with a yellow convertible car. The blonde's daring fashion choice—short black skirt and a tight white top—takes a twist as she reveals a bare foot, perhaps a sacrifice to the mud's appetite for shoes!

Meanwhile, her fiery redhead friend, rocking a short black skirt and a snug pink top, grapples with the red-hued mud. As they plot their escape from the muck, it's a vibrant blend of fashion, camaraderie, and a convertible caught in the midst of a muddy misadventure. Who knew a yellow car could get so "in the red" with nature's playfulness?

A Tale of Two Fashionistas and One Stubborn Car

Two stylish women, one rocking a crisp white tee and black shorts, the other flaunting a pink off-shoulder top—also with black shorts, go knee-deep's gooey embrace. Their yellow, hoodless car is swimming in mud, and the duo has ditched their designer heels for some good old-fashioned footwork.

Now, if you think driving top-down on a muddy path is living on the edge, think again. This convertible could have turned into a mobile mud bath—talk about a spa day gone awry. Nature doesn't care about the outfit; when she wants to get dirty, you'll have no choice but to roll with it.

 

SOS: Sunk on Street

Behold the sheer thrill of navigating an electric-purple car turned semi-submarine! Our heroine sits in her vibrant ride, mouth agape in horror, as water inches up to her bumper. Engulfed in the neighborhood's surprise pond, her engine's flirting with a watery grave, and she's far from calling this situation a "splashy adventure."

Now, the damsel could escape to her roof, signaling for nautical rescue like a damsel in a Disney tale, but no. With her eyes widening, it's clear she's not ready to abandon the car. Maybe a friendly mermaid or a squad of synchronized swimming ducks will offer a tow? One can only hope.

Grandma Cruises, Dog Freaks out

Grandma's in the driver's seat, and she's as chill as a cucumber on ice. She's flaunting age norms, maneuvering that car like she's auditioning for "Fast & Furious: Senior Edition." It's almost as if she's jamming to some classic rock, window down, letting the breeze tickle her perm.

Meanwhile, Fido in the front seat looks like he's experiencing a midlife crisis. The look of sheer panic paints a different portrait of this car ride. Maybe he's just seen his life flash before his eyes, or perhaps it's a squirrel on the roadside acting suspiciously. Either way, this four-legged co-pilot makes for the perfect meme-worthy moment.

Beetle Takes a Dip

In a plot that could rival a Hollywood comedy, a pink Volkswagen Beetle recently embarked on an aquatic escapade. This whimsical caper unfolded when a thief decided to "borrow" the eye-catching Beetle from a residence in the 1800 block of Oregon Avenue.

However, the joyride didn't go as planned, leading to an unexpected ending. The Beetle found itself taking a dive into the Hillsborough River near Laurel Street, much to the astonishment of the local police. This tale of a submerged Beetle adds a splash of hilarity to the world of car theft, proving that truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

A Slushy Road to Bliss

Meet our daring adventurer, wheeling her trusty Jeep through nature's ultimate spa day. While some folks are afraid of a little grime, our fearless friend is reveling in the muck. And hey, who needs a mud mask at a fancy salon when you've got the great outdoors?

Worried about dental hygiene? Sure, maybe she ought to close that joyful mouth unless she's looking for an earthy crunch in her next meal. And look at that lone, functioning wiper. A windshield free of sludge offers a clear view to track her journey into muddy merriment. One thing's certain: this is a memory that won't wash away easily.

Flipping Fantastic

The Volkswagen Beetle is an icon of modern design that rolled onto our hearts like a red carpet at a Hollywood premiere. Here, though, we find it rolling in a different way—upside-down. But let's not overlook the star of this show, our fashion-conscious woman in gray. While others might grimace at an overturned car, she strikes a pose.

Miraculously, the car's windows are untouched, suggesting this unplanned vehicular acrobatics didn't involve a head-on collision with, say, a tree or telephone pole. Our heroine is equally unscathed, looking more ready for a catwalk than a tow truck. Lucky her, and lucky us for capturing this unforgettable moment.

Tow-tal Chaos

This woman in a compact car thought she'd got it all under control—until her towed bike and cart decided to explore the road on their terms. Our adventurous driver forgot one essential thing: Math is more than just a class most of us snoozed through. Weight and balance aren't just relationship terms.

Towing experts have some sage wisdom for avoiding this kind of four-wheeled farce. It's a simple equation. Know the limits of what you're hauling and how your vehicle handles it. A slip-up here could mean waving goodbye to the precious two-wheelers, along with a chunk of the savings.

Frosty Fiasco in High Heels

This woman in the little black dress and beige boots now stars in her off-road winter drama—let's call it "Stilettos Meet Snowflakes." Her car's performance was as disappointing as a decaf latte; it seems nobody briefed her tires on how to tango with a blizzard. Pre-trip weather checks and tire investments? Not on her glamorous agenda.

In a world where the Weather Channel exists, and fuzzy boots outperform high heels in arctic gymnastics, her choices read like a how-not-to manual for winter driving. Frostbite's just a wardrobe malfunction away. Honey, next time, it's not just the engine that needs warming up!

High-Rise Parking

This isn't a scene from a wacky comedy flick; it's real life in Kyiv, Ukraine. This cherry-red chariot is auditioning for a role in the next Spider-Man movie. The question everyone's asking is, "How on Earth did it get up there?"

Now, one could argue this is the ultimate parking hack for city dwellers fighting for that elusive parking spot. But before you start eyeing a balcony, consider this: A quick getaway is definitely off the table. You're more likely to need a crane to bring this baby down. Still, it's a spectacle that's got everyone from pedestrians to the Daily Mail grinning ear to ear.

Four-Wheeler's High-Wire Act

What do you get when you cross Fast & Furious dreams with yacht life? A four-wheeler hanging like a tightrope artist between a dock and a yacht, that's what! Let's give some credit: the driver, now conspicuously absent, nailed the Hollywood stunt vibe. Someone thought their car was auditioning for the next action blockbuster and tried to drift it onto a boat.

Meanwhile, a woman stands at a safe distance, dressed in corporate chic—green top, black blazer, black trousers, and killer sunglasses that scream "I didn't sign up for this." Could a crane save the day? Probably. But on the bright side, the car's still dry as a martini.

Rainy Day Drifts

Rolling through a rain-drenched street in an Audi, this dynamic duo may have had a safety-first approach on their minds, but it's clear they missed the memo on road courtesy! Sure, no one wants their car to start moonwalking Michael Jackson-style across a wet surface. But tire treads and pressure are what a driver should check.

While inside the Audi, the couple may have felt like they were starring in a dramatic slow-mo scene, but reality was a splashy wake-up call for the unsuspecting pedestrian on the side. If you're driving through a puddle that's turned into a mini-ocean, just remember: your safety precautions shouldn't double as someone else's impromptu shower.

No Bull, Just Bad Fuel

This confident woman took the slogan "Red Bull gives you wings" a little too literally. There she was, hoodie and all, attempting to baptize her sporty ride with cans of this caffeinated elixir. Let's not forget the dozen more cans patiently waiting their turn like soldiers ready for battle, all neatly stashed near her light brown boots.

Now, while it's true Red Bull can make humans feel like superheroes for a fleeting moment, cars don't need wings, they need petrol. So, if somebody toys with the idea of fueling their car with anything other than good old gas, the only thing they'll supercharge is their mechanic's bank account.

São Paulo Standstill

In São Paulo during rush hour, the streets turn into a life-sized game of Tetris, and nobody scores a line. The intersection of Avenida Faria Lima and Avenida Juscelino Kubitschek became the Bermuda Triangle of traffic in 2014. Cars and buses were practically fused at the molecular level. Word on the asphalt was that news channels were having a field day with this vehicular pandemonium.

However, stranded commuters unintentionally gave pedestrians the freedom of the open road. Those lucky drivers who managed a Houdini act found themselves cruising on eerily empty lanes. As for the cause of this vehicular snarl-up, it remained São Paulo's best-kept secret.

The Locks of Doom

This blissfully unaware woman zooming down the highway in her sizzling red convertible couldn't imagine that her luscious mane would make a quick pitstop—caught in the car door. The result is a hilarious combo: freedom on wheels meets "hair today, gone tomorrow."

Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, some British boffins did some digging and discovered that nearly 190,000 gals have had their own fuzzy driving experiences. From vision obscured by stray strands to outright entanglements, the struggle is real. Moral of the story? Before you hit the gas, hit up that hair tie, Alice band, or even a vintage banana clip.

Drive-Thru Dilemma

This dude cruising through town had his car sporting a mountain of groceries like it's the SUV edition of Mount Everest. Onlookers couldn't help but gawk, their eyebrows practically reaching their car ceilings. It's like they're watching the latest summer blockbuster, but all that's missing is the popcorn.

But wait, there's a twist! Our rooftop pioneer wasn't just hauling veggies and canned beans; he also left his cherished cup of Joe teetering up there. If only he'd stashed his movable feast and caffeine fix on the driver's side, he might've caught the precarious situation. Meanwhile, trailing behind is a bald gentleman, doing a double-take.

Fluxed Up Parking

Feast your eyes on this steel-gray stallion of a car, flipped like a pancake but with decidedly less butter. It's got that "Back to the Future" aura as if Doc Brown himself might jump out yelling. Meanwhile, two bemused officers and their equally puzzled colleague appear to be interviewing the stylish owner of this aerodynamic marvel.

With arms crossed and eyebrows raised, they seem like they're deciding whether to call a tow truck or NASA. The woman in question, nailing the 'casual interrogation' look in her jacket and knee-length heels, seems just as perplexed. An oddity, a riddle, a downright parking conundrum. Ah, life's little mysteries!

Roadblock Rumble

Here's a jaw-dropper for you: two girls have just hopped out of their sleek black BMW 6 Series, only to find their road trip interrupted by—wait for it—an SUV playing dead, belly-up. No one's laughing at this belly flop, but our Beemer babes look unruffled. Airbags? Deployed. Glamour? Intact. Injuries? We're not sure.

What's next for our dynamic duo? They're doing the smart thing: retrieving their must-haves from the car. Not sure if 911 got a call, but parents are probably already in the loop about their wheels needing a little TLC. Life may have thrown them a curveball, but they're already strategizing their next move.

Gas Guesser

This modern-day Sherlock Holmes of the gas station managed to unlock the fuel tank door but was befuddled about where exactly the nozzle goes. She's left her car engine running, defying the clear warning signs. Makes us wonder—does she also microwave foil?

Turning the ignition on while at the pump isn't just an "oopsie daisy," it's a potential catastrophe. According to the car gurus, a running engine plus gallons of gasoline equals a bad day, folks. Forget those 12-volt chargers and lighters too; they're also little pyro-enthusiasts in disguise. A smidge of common sense here could be the superhero cape you never knew you needed.

Benz and The Philosopher Queen

In an attempt to boost the sale of his Mercedes e320 CDI, a British man took an unconventional route. He enlisted the assistance of his full-figured mistress, who gamely posed draped over the car's bonnet. This eyebrow-raising marketing strategy certainly turned heads on eBay. While some potential buyers may have been baffled by the approach, others couldn't help but chuckle at the audacity.

It's a testament to the creative lengths some individuals will go to when trying to make a sale. In the world of online commerce, it seems that even the most unexpected tactics can lead to a few extra bids and a lot of amused onlookers.

Hairdo at the Most Unexpected Places

Amidst vehicular carnage and the clatter of shattered glass, our heroine stands unfazed. You'd think she'd been caught in an automotive apocalypse, her coif's still on point. Priorities matter. While her ride might've gone belly-up, she's delighting in the one silver lining: her flawless hairdo. A blowout so resilient, not even a car flip can ruin it.

We could jot down a laundry list of what's wrong with her car. Dented body, splayed axles, you name it. But let's not forget the surreal irony that the engine's still good to go. Turns out, gravity's an eco-friendly mechanic, draining away the oil when things go topsy-turvy.

When Your Car Wants to Keep a Souvenir

Most of us operate at the humble gas station on autopilot, fueled by the scent of gasoline and convenience store coffee, maybe even too confident for our good. That's why we see this car trying to scurry away with a fuel nozzle cuddled in its tank.

However, modern design saves the day yet again. Even if someone experiences an "oopsie daisy" moment, these ingenious nozzles have a built-in mechanism. It detaches, saving both your blushes and any pyrotechnic catastrophes. So, you get to drive away with nothing but a red face—and maybe, a newfound respect for the mundane art of refueling.

A Muddy Tango

Look at our unsung heroine, adorned in a crisp white tee and sky-blue shorts that scream 'summer pool party' more than 'auto rescue mission.' Talk about an unexpected twist to her day. Those brown boots, although not towing company standard-issue, surely do add a pinch of pizzazz to the mud mix.

Now let's switch gears and chat about our steering-wheel jockey. She's glancing at the rear wheel as it owes her an explanation for its life choices. Will a simple push and gas combo do the trick? Doubtful. But at least if the tow truck has to be called in, our roadside fashionista's boots are already mud-toned.

The Service Station Star

Meet the trendsetter who decided a gas station hose isn't just for topping off the radiator or wiper fluid. With a flair for fashion and a knack for resourcefulness, our savvy dame in shades found the ultimate DIY car wash hack. Dressed in a kaleidoscope shirt and blue jeans skirt, she's elevating the service station experience one spray at a time. Who knew errands could be so chic?

Now, you might wonder if she's an avid fan of JustinCredible TV's car-maintenance tutorials on YouTube. Guess again! This gal's too busy improvising and saving some bucks to watch how-to videos. The only tutorial you need is her audacious approach.

The Gravity-Defying Ford Escape

The poor woman we see clutching her face isn't starring in an action film, this is real life. The damsel in distress looks like she just witnessed her Ford Escape severely damaged by another car tumbling from the heavens. Was it a failed parking brake or just an epic fail of the cosmic sort? Either way, someone upstairs clearly didn't get the memo about Newton's law of universal gravitation.

So, what's next for our leading woman? Insurance claims? If insurance isn't an option, let's just pray she was posing near random cars for an Instagram shot. Otherwise, she's got a double bill of busted bumpers and broken dreams.

Cementing the Mistake

The open road is where freedom meets bad decisions. For example, look at this lane undergoing some much-needed TLC from construction workers. Did they forget to put up signs? It's like a party where nobody mentioned the dress code. But instead of an awkward moment, our driver finds their tire encased in wet cement.

It's not just the car that's stuck; so are the workers' plans. That tire is now a reluctant sculpture and a car wash will demand a lot more than a quick scrub. Those construction guys might have scratched their hard hats after this mishap. It's a cautionary tale for all: Always mind the gap.