Canvas Tote With Secret Wine Spigot

Tote bags come in a whole range of colors and fabrics. They can be made from cotton, canvas, or material such as leather. Totes are an incredibly important and versatile accessory. The reason for this is that they are slightly larger than the average bag and are able to combine practicality with style.

Now imagine if they also came with a secret wine spigot; we have never seen anything more perfect. This would be an ideal Christmas gift for that friend that loves wine. Nothing like a glass of wine to help us navigate the tension that comes with hanging out with family during the holiday season.

Eye Massager

An eye massager may seem strange at first, but it is a great gift for a family member, a friend, or even ourselves. This relaxation device has become largely popular in recent years. This device uses compression and heat to gently knead our eyes, leading to instant relaxation. It is perfect to use while at home, and it's also travel-friendly.

The best part about it is not the massage or heat; it also helps relieve those pesky dry areas which lead to wrinkles. So, believe it or not, not only will this gadget relieve our migraines, but it also helps us look younger!

Musical Toilet Paper

A roll of toilet paper is one of the most practical things we can buy. This is something that we use every day. Now imagine if it comes in a musical singing box, pretty cool and also a little weird, isn't it? This would make a hilarious gift for someone who seemingly has everything.

This pack of toilet rolls is made by a company called "bim bamboo." They use 100% completely natural bamboo fiber that makes some of the softest tissue paper. Judging from the reviews and their online reactions to its unboxing, people seem to genuinely love this musical box of toilet rolls.

Dog Goggles

Dogs in costumes are one of our absolute favorite things. How adorable does this pup look? People have different reasons for dressing up their pets. Some people do it for attention, others for likes on social media, and others just like having fun with their pets. Whatever their reasons, we must admit that the results are usually hilarious.

We might have already planned what to get our friends and family, but we're probably still wondering what to gift our doggy. A pair of these doggo goggles would be perfect. They make the French Bulldog look quite dashing too!

Johnny Rotten Jigsaw

The truth is, British rock stars are pretty awesome. We believe we would all be excited to receive a puzzle of the great Johnny Rotten as a gift, even if it's just a joke. Johnny Rotten was born John Lydon and became famous as the lead singer of the English rock band the "S*x Pistols."

As a rockstar, Lyndon was known for being a rebel and scandalizing the media. He later formed the band "Public Image Ltd" after leaving his previous band and was a pioneer in post-rock. In 2005, Lyndon was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II for his work with the "S*x Pistols."

Bacon-Scented Wrapping Paper

Many people love bacon, and who wouldn't? This crispy treat is a staple on countless breakfast tables in America. Despite our love for cured pork and all its other related products, we can't imagine why anybody would want to wrap gifts in bacon-scented paper. We would much rather eat the meat than use this product.

Other than this wrapping paper that has bacon scent infused in it, bacon-scented candles are also a thing. People have simply taken this obsession with this super tasty meat too far. Human beings seem to always find a way to take things to the next level. 

Brush All The Teeth At Once

Some inventions were made for lazy people, like this toothbrush that cleans all the teeth at once. When brushing our teeth with a normal brush, get in there and use elbow grease to ensure every tooth is squeaky clean.

With the Y-Brush, the experience is quite different. One only needs to place it in their mouth for ten seconds, and it cleans all the teeth at once. It resembles a sports mouth guard that is packed with tiny nylon bristles. Once placed in the mouth, it reaches all the teeth at once, which is pretty cool.

Beer Advent Calendar for Adults

IPA stands for India Pale Ale. It is a type of light-colored beer with a higher alcohol percentage than other types of brews. It became widespread in England in the 1800s and later gained popularity when it became an export product shipped via the British East India Company to India.

Other continents soon caught on and began being interested in making craft beers such as IPA. The Stone Brewing company, which specializes in craft brews, came up with this 12-pack representing the 12 days of Christmas in 2021. This pack is a perfect gift for any beer lovers out there.

Steamy Grinch Costume

We love this Grinch costume, and it definitely won't stop Christmas! This costume was ranked as one of the worst Halloween costumes ever by Buzzfeed, but people who think it's cute would disagree. But if we received it as a gift, we won't be able to help but wonder if the person is trying to pass a message to us.

The Grinch is a character that was introduced to us by Dr. Seuss in his children's book "How the Grinch Stole Christmas!" In it, he is portrayed as ill-tempered and mean-spirited. It will be a great idea to gift this to someone who hates the holidays; maybe it will cheer them up a little.

Toilet Snake

Being cold-blooded, snakes find cool toilet bowls attractive, particularly in hot weather. This pop-up toilet snake would be perfect for a prank. Sometimes we ask ourselves what the purpose of pranks is because many of them seem to go too far. Believe it or not, they do serve a purpose. Practical jokes are meant to leave the recipient feeling humbled or a little embarrassed but never humiliated or victimized.

It seems like a bad idea to prank somebody who is rushing to the toilet to relieve themselves, but jokesters sometimes know no limits. We don't encourage it, but this would definitely be a good Christmas gift for the prankster in our midst. As long as he isn't pranking us.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Coozie

Ugly Christmas sweaters are one of the best things about the holidays, and we can't wait to whip ours out. These sweaters first became popular in the '50s with the mass commercialization of Christmas. However, it was television characters such as Cliff Huxtable who popularized them on the TV show "The Cosby Show."

At first, these were worn ironically, but eventually, folks began to appreciate them for the nostalgia they bring. The tiny ones pictured are made for our mugs to keep tea and other hot beverages warm during the winter season. These are adorable, and we will be ordering these for our family and friends. Coozie is another word for Koozie, especially when a generic company wants to make similar drinkware.

Fine Art Version Of Woman Yelling At Cat

This painting was made by an artist called ukiyomemes. His work is influenced by memes, pop culture, internet lore, and Japanese fine arts. He uses all of these to create various art pieces, such as this rendition of a popular meme. Even the pickiest art lover would be intrigued by this fine piece.

According to a post on Bored Panda, this is the piece that began his collection. He made this as a Christmas gift to his wife, who loved the original "Woman Yelling at Cat" meme so much. He later began a whole collection of recreating more popular memes called "Memes of the Floating World."

Sniff Relief Mask

The mask pictured here alleviates symptoms associated with sinusitis. This condition is caused by the flu or cold virus that travels up to the sinuses. The sinuses are located behind the cheekbones and forehead. Sinusitis develops when the membranes of the sinuses are inflamed or blocked, and the body cannot drain the mucus from the nose.

Lucky for us, this condition usually passes after a few weeks. However, it may last longer if it's acute sinusitis. Putting on this self-heating mask immediately warms the sinus membranes and relieves any discomfort we might be experiencing. Perfect gift for a family member who might have this condition.

Personalized Gift Wrapping

We think this is just the perfect way to wrap Christmas gifts if you're a person who likes to add a personal touch when giving others presents. Personalized wrapping paper is a fairly new phenomenon that adds an interesting dimension to gift-giving. There are websites that specialize in making these, and anybody can make their own version.

This person opted for the gingerbread man print, but we can make these with all sorts of other types of motifs. In ancient times, people would not wrap gifts in paper, they would wrap them in cloth. It was believed that wrapping presents were a symbol of protection and good luck to the recipient.

Sultry Snowflake

It is the season of dressing up in costumes. The holidays are many people's favorite days, and for a good reason. There's a chance to dress up and eat anything without feeling guilty. Wondering what to gift yourrong with gifting knitted items to friends and family. favorite person? Here is a good idea for a fun present.

This snowflake costume is available in most online stores. We sometimes wonder where the tradition of dressing up in costumes came from. The tradition began in the 18th and 19th centuries in the Celtic countries of Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. During their festivals of Samhain and Calan Gaeaf.

Jaws Ugly Christmas Sweater

It seems we cannot escape the ugly sweater tradition, and it has now actually become trendy to wear this clothing item which was once seen as something only old people wear. These wooly pullovers became popular in the '80s when they appeared on television worn by on-screen dads such as Cliff Huxtable on "The Cosby Show."

At first, people would wear these ironically, but they have now become somewhat cool and a symbol of real holiday cheer. There is even an ugly sweater day celebrated on the third Friday of December. Gifting knitted items might be a hit or some friends and family.

Reindeer Hat For Pets

Speaking of knitted items, here is a dog wearing reindeer ears, and it's hard not to admit that he looks warm and cute. Despite people dressing up their pets all the time, it turns out it is not always right to do it to our furry friends, even when meaning well.

Some costumes are uncomfortable and may interfere with the animals day-to-day activities. If a costume is too tight, it means the animal won't be able to run, walk, or groom himself. Sometimes the pets are allergic to these fabrics and can develop skin issues from wearing some of these ridiculous costumes.

Sh!tShow Wines

In 2020, the entire world went through a pandemic, and almost everybody was hit hard by harsh economic times, mental health issues, and a myriad of other problems. A small winery in Pennsylvania released this wine that perfectly captured people's feelings for the previous two years.

At first, they had the idea of a wine that would be fun for those times when life didn't go as planned. Such as a divorce or a failed project at work. However, when the pandemic hit, it became a perfect name that's so apt for the times we're in. We argue that this would make a perfect gift for anyone with a good sense of humor.

Bernie Sanders And His Mittens Tree Ornament

Bernie Sanders is an American politician who serves as a junior Senator for the state of Vermont, a position that he has held since 2007. In 2021, Sanders was pictured wearing mittens and seated in a folding chair at President Joe Biden's inaugural event. The image caught the eye of netizens, and it quickly became a popular meme.

It turns out the mittens were made by a school teacher, who later gifted them to Sanders. The image would then be reproduced over and over again, putting Sanders and his mittens in all sorts of places. The image makes for a really cool ornament and would be a great gift for any meme enthusiast.

Passin' Gas In Class Book

We are always looking for contemporary gift ideas for the younger members of the family. This would be a perfect hilarious gift for said members. This is a book by the author Corrin Haskell who wrote this after 25 years of experience teaching. He argues that passing gas is a normal part of nature and nothing to be ashamed of.

The published work is great, as it teaches people how to handle flatulence in classroom situations. We are definitely intrigued and might order this for ourselves. We wonder, however, how one can find material about this topic to fill an entire body of work!

Light-Up Peeing Santa Sweater

Santa has to answer nature's call just like everybody else. Unlike everyone else, his bathroom break gets immortalized in an ugly sweater. We all love a cozy warm sweater, and we definitely need one during the cold season, the good news is these are actually cool to wear now.

Many celebrities have embraced the trend, such as Taylor Swift and Kanye West, who have been pictured sporting really cool versions of these. Even talk show host Jimmy Fallon has a segment called "12 Days of Christmas Sweaters," where he features various types of these knitted gems. This once tacky holiday tradition has now become a part of Christmas festivities.

Hulk Hogan Slippers

Hulk Hogan is one of the best-known professional wrestlers alive. We would recognize his face anywhere, even when he's served as an inspiration to make ugly slippers. Hogan was was one of the first wrestlers who commercialized wrestling. According to Wikipedia, he has sold wrestling tickets more than any other wrestler alive.

Hogan's merchandise is so popular that he opened shop outlets that exclusively sell Hulkamania merch. These stores, known as Hogan's Beach Shop, sell T-shirts, tank tops, hats, and bandanas. These slippers are really cool, but we aren't sure what outfit we'd wear to go with these bright yellow shoes!

Poop Soap On Rope

We only have one question, and that question is why somebody would come up with the idea to make soap in the grossest shape possible. This bar of soap may look like it smells like poop, but that is far from the truth. According to reviews, this soap works as well as any other cleaning bar.

This would make a great Christmas gift for a friend or family member that appreciates a good joke. However, if we received this for Christmas, we would seriously question that friendship. This may be fun for some people, but the sight of this makes our stomach turn.

Flamingo Beverage Tub

What are the holiday celebrations without a few cold drinks to keep us jolly? According to psychology, most people drink more during Christmas time due to the tension that being around family members can bring. In recent years, booze has become more and more a part of the holidays.

While we don't encourage drinking, imagine how much of a great gift this Flamingo stand would make for a family member that enjoys a cold drink. It serves as a drink holder, and also keeps the drinks cool throughout the day. All we have to do is add ice to the stand.

Jolly AF Socks

As young children, it's easy to hate receiving socks as gifts. However, as adults, it's awesome to receive a free new pair of socks. They are a holiday gift that people can rarely ever go wrong with. Individuals will always need new garments; therefore, they will always be practical gifts.

According to a recent Instagram poll, 97% of people appreciate socks as a gift. Nearly everybody knows the feeling of receiving a good pair of stockings to keep warm. It is one of the gifts worth truly appreciating. We can find this pair and similar styles on Amazon at affordable prices.

Sultry Elf On The Shelf Costume

The Elf on the Shelf costume was inspired by a picture storybook written by a mother and daughter. Carol Aebersold and her daughter Chanda Bell wrote the story in 2005. The book tells a Christmas story about Santa and how he knows who has been naughty or nice.

It describes elves who visit people's homes during the holiday season, then flies back to the north pole to report to Santa. The elves hide in various rooms in the house and aren't meant to be touched by anyone, or their secret magic will disappear. How mysterious! While we love the idea and the costume, being constantly watched is super creepy!

The Tubble

Baths are one of life's greatest pleasures. Baths, both warm and cold, can solve many health problems. For instance, submerging ourselves in ice-cold water has a wide range of health benefits, such as reducing inflammation, relieving sore muscles, and helping with exercise recovery.

The Tubble is the perfect gift for anybody who is a bath enthusiast. It is portable, and we can carry it with us wherever we go. Whether we enjoy cold or hot baths, this portable inflatable bath is perfect for both. Not sure what to gift that odd uncle in the family who loves the outdoors and hiking, this might be the perfect solution.

Intimate Toy That Doubles As A Safe

Some inventions are better left in the drafts. However, this isn't one of them. Those who have experienced burglars would know it feels horrible to have our valuables taken from us by force. There might be a solution for that; imagine a sneaky intimate toy that doubles up as a safe, this might be the ideal hiding spot for valuables.

It may deter thieves from taking anything hidden in the toy because they aren't sure if it has been used. Imagine the look on our family member's faces if handed this item as a gift! We bet this would get the best reactions at Christmas dinner.

AC/DC Beer

Craft beer has become incredibly popular over the years. These beers are produced by small breweries and are known for their unique flavor and variety. Larger breweries aren't able to produce these niche unique flavors, which has led to the popularity of small brewing companies.

Most of us have a family member who is a heavy metalhead and a beer enthusiast. We know that this beer as a gift would absolutely blow their minds. This brew was inspired by the AC/DC 2020 album called "Power Up." One of the beers has a 6.66 alcohol percentage, which we must admit, is quite metal.

Cheese Carving Of Cellphone

Some people love cheese so much that they order their favorite items sculpted in cheese. Whisps, an American company that specializes in cheese crisps, has invented a new way for cheese lovers to share their love of this treat. With cheese lovers amongst us, it's easy to surprise them with a sculpted cheesy version of their dog, favorite item, or even themselves this holiday season.

These gifts might be pricey, but there are cheaper options, such as this carved cell phone, one-dollar notes, or a mini cheese grater. One just needs to upload a high-resolution image of what they want on their website and can easily have a sculpture version of it at their doorstep in no time.

Baby Hands Candles

These tiny hand gifts are designed as gifts for new mums who have made it through the night without having to wake up to feed their babies. They all come in pastel colors to symbolize calmness. The candles are made in the exact replica of baby skin textures and sizes.

While we understand the symbolism, we can't help but think that this gift is quite impractical. Apart from being super cute, this candle can't possibly serve as an actual lighting agent in our spaces. They are quite pricey too at $25 per piece. Maybe we can find a different gift for the new mums in our midst.

Christmas Edibles

Cannabis has been illegal in most states for many decades. However, in 2019, most states in America legalized this plant for various reasons. One of them is the economic benefits that come with the regulated production of cannabis products. As of November 2022, 37 states allow for the personal use of marijuana.

CBD has some surprising benefits, such as lowering blood pressure, reducing inflammation, and treating some anxiety disorders. With all these benefits, we now understand why people have been pushing for its legalization. We have CBD enthusiasts amongst us, and this would be a perfect gift for weed lovers.

Deer Pong Game

Beer pong is a popular game for beer lovers. Players throw a ping pong ball across a table with the hope of landing the balls in a cup of beer at the end of the table. The game is played by teams and if one team scores, a member of the opposite team has to drink the beer in the cups.

For the holidays, we can play a variation of this game called deer pong. It is the exact same game but with a deer prop instead of a table. This would make an ideal gift for those of us who love playing games at social gatherings.

True Crime Ugly Christmas Sweater

The ugly Christmas sweater seems to come in hundreds and hundreds of variations. It would seem that there is one to suit any of our needs or interests. This true-crime sweater would be perfect for a murder mystery enthusiast. Ugly Christmas sweaters are popular with shoppers, and they seem to make the perfect gift.

It has become a common theme for people to hold parties and competitions for this gaudy piece of clothing item. It is an annual tradition in some homes or office parties. Each person will dorn their ugliest version of this, and the winner is picked by the crowds via applause.

Christmas Tree Cat Cape

We have already agreed that dressing up our pets may not be the best idea, but if they can tolerate it, dressing up our furry babies is the perfect way to include them in the festivities. Cat costumes are adorable, and they make for great Instagram content.

However, we should remember that if our cats don't want to put it on, we shouldn't force them into it. The best way to get the furry baby into costumes is to pick ones that aren't intrusive such as hats or cute little bows. Also, some positive reinforcement by giving them snacks wouldn't hurt.

Birthday Candles That Double As Joints

Sometimes birthdays are hard on us for various reasons. One of the reasons is they remind us of growing older. We're all reminded that our time on earth is limited. The other reason is having high expectations for our birthday, and if it falls short, becoming super disappointed.

However, negative emotions can always be mitigated by using helpful coping mechanisms such as being grateful for what we have and achieved. If attending a birthday for a CBD lover, we can bring these candles that double up as joints to help them ease their stress.

Pillow Cube

Pillow cubes are a neat little invention for those people who like to sleep on their sides. According to science, side sleeping is the best way to sleep. It aligns our spine, reduces snoring, improves circulation, and the best part is it's the best position for spooning.

The pillow is designed to fill the space between our necks and shoulders. Sleeping this way feels very natural and comfortable. This is an ideal gift for any family member or friend that we'd like to impress with our superior gift-giving ways. This pillow has been tried and tested and is genuinely super comfortable.

Jay And Silent Bob Jesus Sweater

Sometimes we forget that the reason we celebrate Christmas is that it's Jesus's birthday. There has been much debate about what the dude looked like, and his image has been recreated over and over again, such as the image in this sweater. However, no one is quite sure what he looked like.

This UCS has to be one of the ugliest we have ever seen. The colors are not pleasant to the eye, and to be honest, we don't like gold, blue and brown combined together like that. That being said, the point of these clothing items is to be ugly, so this one right here is winning!

Shower Specs

Unfortunately, not all human beings have perfect vision. Some people are born with vision impairments that need correcting, either by wearing glasses or surgery. People who wear glasses are either long-sighted or nearsighted. Apparently, those who have perfect eyesight are described as having 20/20 vision.

We did not know that we couldn't wear our glasses in the shower, and since this is the case, there is a cool invention out there if we'd like to gift that visually impaired family member. Glasses that we can wear in the shower! We need good eyesight to help us clean all those tough-to-reach spots.

Meowy Christmas Prank Gift Card

We all love a good gag gift. Which has to be in good taste, we don't recommend going too far with the jokes and ruining Christmas. Gag gifts are hilariously cheap items meant to elicit a laugh. We then expect our real gift, later on, it is unfair to expect us to be satisfied with a gag gift.

This looks like a typical Christmas card, but it's actually more fiendish. Once the recipient opens the envelope, they hear a cat meowing for hours unless the card is completely destroyed. Not to mention the glitter that will fall into their lap. "Meowy Christmas," indeed.

Pop Rocks With Pot In Them

If you're looking to leave a sweet present in the stocking of an adult, Urb Rocks might be the perfect option. They're pretty much like Pop Rocks; the only difference is that it has pot in them. The holidays will be so chill and mellow for anyone who gets this as a gift.

According to the Lifted Made website, Urb Rocks is sure to give that popping and fizzing sensation. The hemp-derived product even comes in two yummy flavors: Blue Razz and Strawberry Lemonade. Trust us when we say that it's the kind of stuff that will bring you back to your childhood!

Mobile Phone Pillow

According to recent data, the average human being spends about three and a half hours on their phone each day. One in five iPhone users spends an insane four hours of their day on their phone. Given this data, we need some help holding our gadgets, it does get pretty tiring holding them all day.

This cool invention is the perfect solution to help us keep our phones nearby without us getting tired. Plus, we need our hands for other uses, such as holding snacks or simply relaxing. These pillows would make a great gift for that technology lover living amongst us.

Combination Coozie-Fishing Pole

Sometimes we wonder what to gift our loved ones who have very different interests from us. Thanks to inventors, however, there is always something for everybody. Fishermen know the experience of being torn between wanting to save their catch or their beer. Thanks to this unique pole that is no longer a problem.

Three men from Oklahoma invented the Chill-N-Reel Fishing Can Cooler. One can throw beer into this can and continue drinking while waiting for the fish to bite. When it does bite, we can reel it in without spilling our beer or losing our catch! Best gift for dads who love this activity. By the way, Coozie is another word for Koozie, particularly when a generic company wants to make similar drinkware.

Being Weird Book

Many of us have been called weird upon growing up. Some kids probably meant it as a mean remark, leaving many of us with scars. But if you think about it, what does it even mean to be called weird? Well, here's a gift that explains that while also celebrating being ourselves, in our own unique way.

"Being Weird Is a Wonderful Thing: Inspiration for Living Your Truest Self" was made by Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras to help us come to terms with the good things that make us different. They've compiled statements from various known personalities that we can all relate to.

Smell-Proof Bags

One big problem people often have during the holidays is dealing with the smell of herbs. Yes, oregano, thyme, and rosemary wafting through the house can make some people very interested in any plant material being burnt. You can avoid raising a big stink with these smell-proof bags.

This item isn't like your ordinary Ziploc bags because it makes for one of the most reliable and technologically advanced methods of storing any odorous material. And yes, that includes cannabis. In fact, even dogs can't smell through these airtight, vacuum-sealed containers. Many of these are made from high-grade premium materials, making them long-lasting to reduce plastic waste.